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Anti​-​Ukulele Anthem w​/​Amanda Palmer

by Andrew O'Neill

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A song for everyone sick of corporations pretending to be homely and twee and DIY when they're actually destroying the planet.

THANK YOU to all the patrons at patreon.com/amandapalmer for funding this!

Song produced and mixed by James Megee at Wise Buddah Studios, London


Evil multi-nation cut-throat corporations
Pretending they're not evil using twee ukulele songs
McDonald's and HSBC and carbon-burning energy companies
Convincing you that they're not cunts using twee ukulele songs
It doesn't matter what they sell, it could be a ticket straight to hell
As long as the advert's twee as fuck, with a hipster girl in a vintage frock
Or an animation of something cute, we'll overlook the obvious truth:
That you're evil and corrupt and you're raping the Earth for profit
You perpetuate the ongoing wholesale destruction of
Millions of innocent lives every day
You've fucked the climate
You hold the poor to ransom
Yours is a war against basic human dignity
But that's okay if the advert's got
A fucking ukulele


released November 15, 2018
Producer: James Megee at Wise Buddah Studios, London


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